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Biden says he’s not in bed with Big Tech: “We’re just...

After witnesses claimed to see Mark Zuckerberg doing the walk of shame out of the White House for the third morning in...

Nude Emperor Fauci disputes Rand Paul’s definition of “clothes”

During yet another round of accusations of indecent exposure by Senator Rand Paul, Anthony Fauci explained today that despite his nakedness, he...

King Macron XVI “flattered” by promise of visit by French peasants

After passing his enormously popular vaccine passport mandate, France’s King Macron says he is “pleased and flattered” to hear of a planned...

“Let them eat cookies,” Kamala suggests upon hearing of bread shortage...

After being told that food was scarce in the luxury migrant camps along the southern border, immigration policy expert Kamala Harris used...

Preschooler wins Biden’s “Make a Law” contest with proposal to ban...

Precocious four-year-old Kamala Smith (no relation to the vice president), of San Francisco’s Super Special Stars Preschool, has won President Biden’s competition...

Press mercilessly grills Biden about favorite color, sports picks, and more

In his first press conference since discovering that presidents are supposed to hold press conferences, President Joe Biden faced an expected barrage...

Psaki holds presser from bow of Titanic, reiterates that Biden “has...

As water rose above her ankles and an orchestra played funeral hymns, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki placidly held her latest...

Biden finally wins progressive bingo with “maternity flight suits”

After a frustrating losing streak at White House game night, President Joe Biden proudly announced today that he finally won his first...

Trump launches “impeachment coach” business; Cuomo reportedly first client

Petty nursing home residents are evidently attempting to have New York governor Andrew Cuomo impeached before he even has a fighting chance...

Biden undergoes emergency surgery to dislodge foot from mouth

After numerous close calls during his seemingly endless political career, presidential nominee Joe Biden has been forced to undergo treatment for the...