Musk buys community bulletin boards, allows unmoderated Post-it notes

After failing to secure a takeover of Twitter (followed by attempts at Instagram, TikTok, and finally Myspace), Elon Musk has moved on...

Biden insists existence of son “Hunter” is Russian disinformation

President Joe Biden faced yet another smear campaign from Russian sympathizers this week, as conspiracy theorists spread bizarre rumors that he had...

Biden eliminates hedge clipper manufacturers’ immunity from liability

After discovering that sharp objects were the second-most common murder weapon used in the United States, President Joe Biden has implemented an...

Twitter terror as Musk releases “bombs” filled with banned opinions

In a move that the victimized Twitter employee fears will lead to years of PTSD and expensive therapy, new board member Elon...

Libertarian Party finally mandates beards; all 3 female members forced out

After fruitlessly seeking common ground during a heated lead-up to their national convention, Libertarian Party members have finally discovered a cause on...

Psaki leaves D.C. comedy gig for MSNBC soap opera role

After years of playing straight person to the dynamic comedy duo of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Jen Psaki is reportedly pursuing...

Biden awarded Oscar for “I Don’t Ask Hunter About His Business”...

After winner Will Smith had his Oscar for best actor revoked, runner-up Joe Biden was given the award for his role in...

CNN nabs Best Fictional News Series award for third consecutive year

In the tightest race for the award to date, CNN edged out Fox News and MSNBC to win the prize for Best...

Putin briefs TikTok stars on state-approved artistic expression

In yet another attempt to control the information his subjects are allowed to access, Russian President Vladimir Putin “had a friendly and...

Smollett falls victim to another invisible sandwich-based hate crime

In a blow to the clearly innocent Jussie Smollett, he became the victim of yet another invisible hate crime–again with literally nobody...